>thank god the americans are asleep*bottle opens*>w-what?*gulping of pills heard*>N-no...its not time for the americans to wake up yet! we have to make more gayposts!*Assblowers starts reving up*>GO TO BED AMERIFATS! NOW!!*BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO

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Anonymous 11/17/19 (Sun) 06:25:34 No.34

>thank god the americans are asleep
*bottle opens*
>w-what?
*gulping of pills heard*
>N-no…its not time for the americans to wake up yet! we have to make more gayposts!
*Assblowers starts reving up*
>GO TO BED AMERIFATS! NOW!!
*BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous 11/17/19 (Sun) 06:42:18 No.35

>>34
ffs I was waiting for the aussies to get here but instead I'm stuck with these sharts?

Anonymous 11/18/19 (Mon) 15:09:35 No.41

>be American
>get shot

Anonymous 11/18/19 (Mon) 16:31:59 No.42

>>41
God save the queen

Anonymous 11/20/19 (Wed) 08:43:09 No.46

>be a bong
>get culturally enriched

Anonymous 11/20/19 (Wed) 15:38:42 No.47

>>46
>Be American
>Don't even need a punchline

Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 06:03:02 No.48

OOOOH (oh) SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 06:19:10 No.49

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>>47
My punchline is heading straight towards your face, leaf

Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 06:25:20 No.50

>>50 posts for 50 states, motherfuckers!

Doktor Kure 11/22/19 (Fri) 06:40:08 No.51

>>35
Australia doesn’t of existing, friend.

Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 15:47:10 No.52

>>48
Can you see your dick over your belly, Amerifat?

Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:20:27 No.53

>>52
Can you see the eyes of the Americans you suck off?
You answered your own question, bozo.

Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:21:25 No.54

>>53
I don't suck off Americans, that's like two layers of gay

Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:46:13 No.55

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>>54
Ain't that a sticking lie! Why else would we keep Canada around?

Anonymous 11/22/19 (Fri) 21:46:59 No.56

>>55
Because we're the only ones with actual syrup and not that weird aunt jemima shit you people eat

Anonymous 11/25/19 (Mon) 17:59:51 No.62

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>>56
>Because we're the only ones with actual syrup and not that weird aunt jemima shit you people eat
You know that without our big oil tycoons pumping Canada hard you guys would be broke and syrup-less.

Anonymous 11/25/19 (Mon) 18:01:10 No.63

>>62
Alberta has oil you fucking boigah

Anonymous 11/26/19 (Tue) 21:34:20 No.67

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imagine if average canadians and americans could be friends… we would have friendship where any large place gets drone zoned and the invaders get scapled and sent home. A place where two men could get drunk, beat the shit outta each other, and then go get more drunk as friends. we could hunt in the north for bears together! we would show you how to make homes that glow like a city of angels and you could show us the way to travel in excellence and with pride. A fantasy I Know but one can dream of the great empire that could be.

Anonymous 11/27/19 (Wed) 01:17:26 No.70

>>67
gay

Doktor Kure 11/27/19 (Wed) 02:24:46 No.73

>>67
I support this.

Anonymous 11/27/19 (Wed) 02:42:07 No.74

>>67
we could also show the Americans how to apply blackface

Anonymous 03/12/20 (Thu) 05:19:12 No.132

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>>67
>imagine if average canadians and americans could be friends
>we would have friendship where any large place gets drone zoned and the invaders get scalped and sent home
i am all for this, death to all who oppose north american superiority
>A place where two men could get drunk, beat the shit outta each other, and then go get more drunk as friends
you just described the american dream right there
>A fantasy I Know but one can dream of the great empire that could be.
someday, anon, someday this dream shall be realized. and by God it will be glorious