Too tired to post
Yes. Now I'm too drunk to post.
Too hungover to post…
Hair of the dog just makes it worse over time. Water, lots of water. Coffee is good too, though make up for the fact it makes you piss more with more water.
Also, strangely enough, sprite is pretty helpful. I read it's because of some chemical in its flavoring.
Yeah, I just go for the water method
>>3703>mixing vodka and sprite>not getting drunk
No, it's just that sprite is my go-to mixer for vodka.
oh, i see…
i was given some white chocolate candies filled with vodka. they have become my get-away-from mixer for vodka. nasty little things. would not recommend. not sure what to do with them.
fuggin nasty wtf
I hate white chocolate
white chocolate is delicious. with vodka though? yuck.
I'd rather take vodka than white chocolate.
I just really hate white chocolate. Maybe I've never had any good white chocolate. I just don't like sweet things that much.
i like lindt white chocolate
Those are probably pretty good. I really like their milk chocolate truffles. I think I had couple white chocolate peppermint ones that weren't too bad. I like the Ghirardelli peppermint bark squares too.
>>3715>Ghirardelli peppermint bark squares
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well. I blame those things for all the weight that I didn't lose over this winter. If it wasn't for all the peppermint bark, I might have made some progress.
Also, I'm thinking of offering the vodka candies to some homeless person the next time I have to go into the city. They're always asking for donations, but I never have any money to spare. So that's something I could offer to a beggar that's looking for a snack and a slight buzz.
I only eat a few a year. I really don't care for sweets that much, just a soft spot for minty things. Salty treats for me.>I blame those things for all the weight that I didn't lose over this winter.
Better make up for it this spring.>I'm thinking of offering the vodka candies to some homeless person the next time I have to go into the city.
Ah, there you go. It'd be like a match made in heaven. Hopefully it doesn't give whoever a stomachache.
>>3717>Better make up for it this spring.
Yeah. Now that the weather is improving, I'm coming out of hibernation and starting to get fit again. >Hopefully it doesn't give whoever a stomachache.
I'm more worried about a situation where I'm like, "Sorry, bro. I don't have any money, but you're welcome to these?" and the homeless bro will be like "What the fuck? Vodka candies? You got to be kidding me! Those things are disgusting! They got no nutritional or street value. Crackheads won't even touch 'em… You trying to disrespect me!?" and then I get shanked and Grimchan loses one of the few posters that was paying attention to the .net domain name change :-(
Take them down first then leave the candy on their unconscious body. Problem solved. ez
If you beat up a lot of homeless people, you could probably kill god.
only if they on flakka tho
how many is "a lot"?
It varies from person to person. Tens of thousands if I had to estimate.
would you rather beat up 100 horse sized homeless men or 100 homeless men sized horses
The latter is the obvious choice
Definitely 100 mansized horses. Horses are normally massive, so this would be a pretty big downgrade for them. I figure they'd go down easy enough if you're really aggressively taking them down any way you can.
I might start sittin down to piss. Getting real tired of my knees getting splashed.
About a decade ago, man evolved from pissing on the floor to pissing in bottles. Today, some even use the toilet. They're still adapting, hence the splashing problem.
I wish coffee didn't give me the shits
I'm not going to post today.
April fools xd
What do you mean? He'd literally be gaining free xp to level up.