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2c497 No.3692

something you sausages

02d58 No.3693

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i don't know who that is, but he looks like that guy who works at the doging alley next to the gas station

02d58 No.3694

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>the [ ] alley?
wait a second right there… this place really is spooky

fd6d3 No.3695

Too tired to post

cdc91 No.3696

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>Too tired to post
is that so?

e7b0b No.3697

>>3696
Yes. Now I'm too drunk to post.

d552d No.3698

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I know that feel. Got too much blood in my alcohol system at the moment, but lack the motivation to do anything about it.

2808b No.3699

Too hungover to post…

d552d No.3700

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>>3699
maybe some hair of the doggo will help?

3a3e4 No.3701

>>3700
>>3699

Hair of the dog just makes it worse over time. Water, lots of water. Coffee is good too, though make up for the fact it makes you piss more with more water.

Also, strangely enough, sprite is pretty helpful. I read it's because of some chemical in its flavoring.

ad24c No.3702

>>3700
>>3701
Yeah, I just go for the water method

d89fe No.3703

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>>3701
>get the vodka
>get the sprite
>mix 'em up
success?

a8449 No.3704

>>3703
>mixing vodka and sprite
>not getting drunk
Why bother?

d89fe No.3705

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>>3704
Huh? Are you implying that the sprite would completely neutralize the vodka? How powerful are those chemical in its flavoring?

30eea No.3706

>>3705
No, it's just that sprite is my go-to mixer for vodka.

4d6bb No.3708

>>3706
oh, i see…
i was given some white chocolate candies filled with vodka. they have become my get-away-from mixer for vodka. nasty little things. would not recommend. not sure what to do with them.

baa38 No.3709

>>3708
fuggin nasty wtf
I hate white chocolate

f06ea No.3710

>>3709
white chocolate is delicious. with vodka though? yuck.

745a8 No.3711

>>3710
I'd rather take vodka than white chocolate.

2c497 No.3712

>>3711
alcoholic

745a8 No.3713

>>3712
I just really hate white chocolate. Maybe I've never had any good white chocolate. I just don't like sweet things that much.

2c497 No.3714

>>3713
i like lindt white chocolate

745a8 No.3715

>>3714
Those are probably pretty good. I really like their milk chocolate truffles. I think I had couple white chocolate peppermint ones that weren't too bad. I like the Ghirardelli peppermint bark squares too.

a02ba No.3716

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>>3715
>Ghirardelli peppermint bark squares
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well. I blame those things for all the weight that I didn't lose over this winter. If it wasn't for all the peppermint bark, I might have made some progress.
Also, I'm thinking of offering the vodka candies to some homeless person the next time I have to go into the city. They're always asking for donations, but I never have any money to spare. So that's something I could offer to a beggar that's looking for a snack and a slight buzz.

745a8 No.3717

>>3716
I only eat a few a year. I really don't care for sweets that much, just a soft spot for minty things. Salty treats for me.
>I blame those things for all the weight that I didn't lose over this winter.
Better make up for it this spring.
>I'm thinking of offering the vodka candies to some homeless person the next time I have to go into the city.
Ah, there you go. It'd be like a match made in heaven. Hopefully it doesn't give whoever a stomachache.

a02ba No.3718

>>3717
>Better make up for it this spring.
Yeah. Now that the weather is improving, I'm coming out of hibernation and starting to get fit again.
>Hopefully it doesn't give whoever a stomachache.
I'm more worried about a situation where I'm like, "Sorry, bro. I don't have any money, but you're welcome to these?" and the homeless bro will be like "What the fuck? Vodka candies? You got to be kidding me! Those things are disgusting! They got no nutritional or street value. Crackheads won't even touch 'em… You trying to disrespect me!?" and then I get shanked and Grimchan loses one of the few posters that was paying attention to the .net domain name change :-(

745a8 No.3719

>>3718
Take them down first then leave the candy on their unconscious body. Problem solved. ez

49e5a No.3721

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>>3719
A solid bum fight would help me in my goal to get fit again.

672ea No.3722

>>3721
If you beat up a lot of homeless people, you could probably kill god.

9d02e No.3723

>>3722
only if they on flakka tho

6e2d0 No.3724

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>>3722
dubs of truth determine this to be true

f70c1 No.3726

>>3722
how many is "a lot"?

97e70 No.3727

>>3726
It varies from person to person. Tens of thousands if I had to estimate.

9d02e No.3728

>>3727
would you rather beat up 100 horse sized homeless men or 100 homeless men sized horses

1632f No.3729

>>3728
The latter is the obvious choice

a8449 No.3730

>>3728
Definitely 100 mansized horses. Horses are normally massive, so this would be a pretty big downgrade for them. I figure they'd go down easy enough if you're really aggressively taking them down any way you can.

a8449 No.3731

I might start sittin down to piss. Getting real tired of my knees getting splashed.

a02ba No.3732

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>>3731
>using a toilet

a8449 No.3733

>>3732
About a decade ago, man evolved from pissing on the floor to pissing in bottles. Today, some even use the toilet. They're still adapting, hence the splashing problem.

b5b48 No.3734

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5239f No.3735

I wish coffee didn't give me the shits

288c8 No.3736

I'm not going to post today.
April fools xd

49e5a No.3737

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>>3722
>If you beat up a lot of homeless people, you could probably kill god.

2351a No.3754

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>>3737
It makes zero sense.

4a9cb No.3757

>>3754
What do you mean? He'd literally be gaining free xp to level up.

fc3d0 No.3792

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ok I posted something what now



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