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18732 No.3405[Last 50 Posts]

I hate stupid and lame people. Everyone should be awesome and genius like me.

4e871 No.3406

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How can i know i am cool enough for you? I could be lame af but think i am cool.

18732 No.3407

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asking questions is for retards
you'll never be cool lol

e4f7f No.3408

If only you were as cool as you think you are.

18732 No.3409

Some people say I'm even cooler actually.

4e871 No.3410

these people are also lame

18732 No.3413

Uhm, no. You are the lame. I bet you don't even go on tv

b9d1d No.3414

File: 1632607054903.jpg (32.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1619645820640.jpg)

Prove that you're as awesome as you say.

18732 No.3415

b9d1d No.3418

File: 1632697950038.jpg (205.63 KB, 1381x2048, 1381:2048, smug.jpg)

haha, I knew you wouldn't be able to do it, loser~

18732 No.3419

I'm on Times magazine's top 100 influential people of 2021. I don't have to prove anything to stinky neets on a practially nonexistant website.

4e871 No.3420

Dude thats lame as fuck

18732 No.3421

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b9d1d No.3422

File: 1632764520734.png (479.47 KB, 600x775, 24:31, 1620413696772.png)

You're on what? Top 100 influential people? So you're like Jake Paul or something?
I mean you don't HAVE to, but can you?

18732 No.3428

I am prepared to prove my awesomeness, but I haven't been given enough of a reason.
I'll give you a hint. I come from an affluent family.

b3a1b No.3429

4e871 No.3430

There are a lot of people that come from affluent families that are lame. Most autistics losers on the internet are from rich families.

4cd62 No.3432

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Well you made this post claiming, that you're awesome, however, I think otherwise. I'm asking for your explanation, why should I think you'd be awesome?
I'm giving you an opportunity, to make your post reach it's intended goal.

4e871 No.3433

That writing style and these smoking anime characters
it can't be…

69ece No.3434

Don't worry, I'm not an autistic loser on the internet, I promise. Just a charming dude that likes to go on the internet occasionally.
Is it really so hard to believe that I'm awesome? Is it so hard to have faith in people? It's not like I'm claiming something absurd and impossible such as being female. Lets be honest here, if you aren't awesome, you're probably a minority here.

18732 No.3435

File: 1632813489573.gif (1.96 MB, 500x352, 125:88, 1630592873465.gif)

Before anyone mentions the ID change, I went outside for a night-time stroll.

b9d1d No.3436

File: 1632819583427.png (10.78 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

I'm doubtful precisely because you're claiming to be awesome, without telling me anything that would back that up.
Yeah, it's quite hard for me to have any faith in most people nowdays.
Whether I'm awesome or not, is up to anyone reading this.
Idk what you're referring to, but I'm >>3422
Nice dubs btw

18732 No.3437

Seems like you're one of said stupid and lame people. You should like, try to be a little more positive dude.

4e871 No.3438

i am on >>3436's side, i think ur lying about being awesome.

133ae No.3439

yeah you just seem alright

ad548 No.3441

I am awesome and epic because one of my pictures became a banner.
exceptional observation. so heartwarming when these folks find their inner calling to be a professional influencer

18732 No.3446

I'm awesome because I can't help but bully my beta male friends. I'm a super based alpha male.
Not really. I feel bad because I pushed it a bit far today with being an asshole. I'll be nicer tomorrow.

b9d1d No.3447

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Why should I be any more positive? As far as I see there aren't any good reasons why I should have faith in most humans.
I mostly hate how ignorant everyone is. This includes me in some ways probably, that I haven't noticed yet.
Don't bully friens anon, they are a precious thing, and if you hurt them you'll lose them.

18732 No.3450

Have faith in me anon. I won't disappoint you. I promise.

b9d1d No.3454

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But you still haven't provided any reason for me to do so…

18732 No.3456

You wound me, anon.

b9d1d No.3457

File: 1633219367783.png (283.32 KB, 1407x922, 1407:922, theTrumpInsideAllOfUs.png)

I'm sorry anon, but it's the only way I know to avoid being hurt.

18732 No.3458

It's fine. I get it. I'm sorry that you can't accept that I love you. I can't keep doing this though. It hurts, but I can't keep playing these games with you. Goodbye anon.

b9d1d No.3460

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What do you mean you love me? This was about you proving that you're awesome.
You told me you could prove it, but now you're just leaving me like this? :(

18732 No.3461

You just need to trust me. Give me time and I'll prove it to you. In both love and awesomeness. What can I do for you to trust me for now?

630e1 No.3462

My uncle trusted someone on a ib once and they raped him in a walmart toilet, just sayin.

b9d1d No.3463

File: 1633379748329.png (163.91 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 1628995551699.png)

Well, sure, I can you give time to prove them anon. For now you can prove your love and awesomeness by kissing me.
PS:Too tired to draw anything today, sorry.

b9d1d No.3464

Did you rape your uncle anon?

16b67 No.3465

File: 1633397973207.png (47.68 KB, 300x100, 3:1, DTPITCW.png)

>My uncle trusted someone on a ib once and they raped him in a walmart toilet

18732 No.3466

Sounds like your uncle is a nancy boy.

b9d1d No.3467

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438e7 No.3470

File: 1633889799954.mp3 (2.54 MB, I_Love_You_From_The_Bottom….mp3)

what's going on here? did they break up?
it's almost been a week…
who will get custody of the kids in the divorce?
sad face =====> :-(

f8ad7 No.3471

I just want to spend my time with my beloved drawfriend in peace.

b9d1d No.3474

File: 1634071856073.png (73.01 KB, 1175x651, 1175:651, ClipboardImage.png)

But why didn't you reply?
I miss you, you know…

b9d1d No.3475

File: 1634076171660.png (107.23 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, numbers.png)

Also here is the image I wanted to post originally but I fucked it up somewhere and was too tired to redo it.

d2ff2 No.3476

I've been busy with work, you know? It's tough.

b9d1d No.3478

File: 1634224768925.jpg (111.03 KB, 887x499, 887:499, 1605142732376.jpg)

What do you do for work anon? I know it can get tough, but make sure you're getting enough rest too, okay?

18732 No.3481

I didn't want to say it, but I turn tricks. I work a corner.

b9d1d No.3482

File: 1634341679018.png (455.13 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, masked_girl.png)

Do you really? You said you came from an affluent family earlier..?
Also does that mean you're actually femanon, assuming it's true?

ps:Man it feels like the more effort I put into a drawing the worse it looks. This took me hours and I fucking hate it.

039f4 No.3483

Why does her face look like that

b9d1d No.3485

It's supposed to be a gas mask, inspired by: https://youtu.be/Qp3b-RXtz4w
and also from code vein.
But apparently I can't draw as well as I thought, so it ended up looking quite bad.
I'll try harder next time.

PS: fix the post looks automated thing please, it's really annoying

923e1 No.3486

>Do you really?
Believe me or don't. It changes nothing.
>You said you came from an affluent family earlier..?
I've fallen upon hard times… I've gone against the family too many times, and now I've been cut off.
>does that mean you're actually femanon, assuming it's true?
I don't want to share my sex. It isn't important here.
>PS: fix the post looks automated thing please, it's really annoying
You'll have to work if you want to post, bot.

b9d1d No.3487

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>Believe me or don't.
I mean sure, it just sounded unlikely based what you said previously, but I understand now.
What did you do to your family though? Sounds quite bad.
>I don't want to share my sex.
Okay, I'm just asking out of curiosity.
Damn, was it that obvious?

0a24e No.3488

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>What did you do to your family though?
I disagreed with them too many critical times. As a result I've been cut out of wills and don't recieve the same support that my siblings and cousins get.
>Okay, I'm just asking out of curiosity.
I am whatever you believe me to be.

b9d1d No.3489

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Critical times?
>I am whatever you believe me to be.
I don't really believe in things, I rather have probabilities if I don't know something for certain.

b9d1d No.3512

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Are you still here anon?

18732 No.3513

Who's asking?

b9d1d No.3514

File: 1635527989197.jpg (43.31 KB, 498x479, 498:479, 1630762270066.jpg)

drawanon, check my id
How are you doing?

18732 No.3515

id? What? How do I know you didn't take someone else's? Identity theft is a very real crime.

b9d1d No.3518

Damn, how'd you know I've spoofed my ip to look like his?

18732 No.3519

A gut feeling. That's all.

b9d1d No.3520

File: 1635633324617.png (69.67 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1622068707675.png)

Impressive. That's pretty awesome ngl.
Unfortunately I cannot let you go free with that information. Come with me.

18732 No.3523

No, I don't feel like it.

b9d1d No.3524

I have candy

644cb No.3525

Dude fuck her, take me instead.

18732 No.3527

No spaghettios? Gay.
Dude fuck you, take tea with milk instead.

644cb No.3529

I know it was a joke but i would rather die than drink tea with milk.

b9d1d No.3530

Sorry, you have to be at op's level of awesome to be taken.
Wtf I just assumed these were just a weird name for spaghetti, but searched it up and it's weird as fuck. Do you guys really eat this there?
I dislike most tea flavors, so milking them up makes them better, but honey makes them from drinkable to alright.

b9d1d No.3531

whoops meant to tag >>3527

18732 No.3532

Critical hit…
I pity 3rd worlders that don't get to eat spaghettios. ((¿))*Wtf drawanon(?) you disgust me.
*tl notes 23

b9d1d No.3533

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Anon, America is not the only 1st world country…
And don't get me wrong I love spaghetti, but wtf is this?
>notes 23

18732 No.3534

Liar, everyone knows America is the only modern country. You probably still use outhouses in your country. I bet you guys still have smallpox HAH

b9d1d No.3535

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Okay, but does America have universal healthcare?

18732 No.3536

No, communism is illegal. Stop beimg poor.

b9d1d No.3537

I'm no commie, I just dislike how spaghettios look and shit.

18732 No.3538

That's commie speak. Spaghettios are a symbol of american freedom and democracy.

b9d1d No.3539

Democracy and freedom is an illusion anon. Just like the those things trying to be spaghetti.

18732 No.3540

For you maybe. For the red blooded american spaghettios aren't an illusion, because they are far greater than spaghetti. Spaghetti is pointless disgusting and irrelevant. I wouldn't expect you to understand though my friend.

b9d1d No.3543

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alright, I'll get your spaghettios, would you come with me then, please?

18732 No.3544

I think you're probably too poor to afford spaghettios. Might be illegal to import too. Wouldn't want my beloved drawanon getting in trouble for my sake.

b9d1d No.3545

I can buy it on ebay.
Overall costs 59$ for a 12pack.
It's a tad bit expensive, if you ask me, however the cost is negligible, only if you would come with me.

18732 No.3546

Just give me your money and I'll buy at least twice that and I'll share with you my smuggled goods.

18732 No.3547

Even better, we could turn a large profit spreading freedom to your countrymen for $4 a can.

b9d1d No.3548

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Well, my country is quite free, but has been getting in bed with China, so if that's the way to do it, I'm down.

18732 No.3549

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May america burn away the clutches of the chinese communists from your developing country my friend.
I can only hope that we can return to our former glory and help spread freedom and democracy once again, to the nations in need of guidance before they are led astray.

21e23 No.3551

inb4 >>3548 posts his apartment in Kabul

b9d1d No.3553

File: 1635826030303.png (14.07 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Eh, okay, but keep the privacy nightmare, and we're cool.
I think I would have been killed already if I was from such a place.

f3db5 No.3554

You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. Some sausage european said that. As for me? I live totally off the grid to avoid the europeanization/communization of democracy.
>inb4 how are you posting
I take advantage of my public library.

b9d1d No.3555

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>You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. Some sausage european said that.
A lot of people have said that anon. Eu is certainly no privacy utopia, but the situation is slightly better here. Still, I wish neither of us had to take measures to keep living privately.

18732 No.3556

Legally, I am dead, so it doesn't matter anyway.

b9d1d No.3557

That's pretty cool. How did that happen?

18732 No.3558

I can't go into detail. Sorry.

b9d1d No.3560

File: 1636001379596.png (108.6 KB, 1169x970, 1169:970, anonwalkingawayfromgrave.png)

Makes sense, no worries.
I guess you're on the perfect chan then.
Also, does that mean if I celebrate Halloween, I actually celebrate you?

a1128 No.3561

No. I'm not actually dead, but some of my previous identities are.

b9d1d No.3562

Yes, I know. I'm just saying since you're legally dead, I guess "legally" or to others oblivious to this, would be believing that they are celebrating you.
Also do you have a grave then? If so how does that make you feel? Have you ever visited it?

a1128 No.3565

I have a grave. It doesn't make me feel anything because it is meaningless. Nothing more than a rock with a box of gravel under it. I've never visited. Might be an issue if a deadman is caught visiting his grave.
Everyone will have a grave someday, it doesn't matter when it exists, so long as you aren't 6 feet beneath it.

595d7 No.3573

since ur dead can I have your XBox?

d3e6a No.3574

No way dude. You can have it if you buy me a pizza though.

c613c No.3575

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d3e6a No.3579

That's a cool liquid cooling system

c613c No.3582

File: 1636585164324.webm (221.64 KB, 270x480, 9:16, 0a7693d6e655589589847b3eb….webm)

This is what happens if you don't water your xbox

73e93 No.3583

Turn it into an essential oil diffuser

1a0e3 No.3584

put a rack of ribs and some burgers on there
u ok with little caesar's?

d3e6a No.3585

>u ok with little caesar's?
No way, dude. You'll have to get me at least 3 hot n readys.

e4275 No.3592

Just how fat are you??

71e11 No.3593

I weigh 135lbs… I just like pizza dude.

e8103 No.3849

i am awesome and women love me

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