18732 No.3407
>>3406asking questions is for retards
you'll never be cool lol
e4f7f No.3408
>>3405If only you were as cool as you think you are.
18732 No.3409
>>3408Some people say I'm even cooler actually.
4e871 No.3410
>>3409these people are also lame
18732 No.3413
>>3410Uhm, no. You are the lame. I bet you don't even go on tv
18732 No.3419
>>3418I'm on Times magazine's top 100 influential people of 2021. I don't have to prove anything to stinky neets on a practially nonexistant website.
4e871 No.3420
>>3419Dude thats lame as fuck
18732 No.3421
>>3420SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I'M THE COOLEST AND BESTEST. STOP BULLYING ME BEFORE I SEND AN AIRSTRIKE ON YOUR LOSER CAVE.
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
b9d1d No.3422
>>3419You're on what? Top 100 influential people? So you're like Jake Paul or something?
I mean you don't HAVE to, but can you?
18732 No.3428
>>3422I am prepared to prove my awesomeness, but I haven't been given enough of a reason.
I'll give you a hint. I come from an affluent family.
4e871 No.3430
>>3428There are a lot of people that come from affluent families that are lame. Most autistics losers on the internet are from rich families.
4cd62 No.3432
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>>3428Well you made this post claiming, that you're awesome, however, I think otherwise. I'm asking for your explanation, why should I think you'd be awesome?
I'm giving you an opportunity, to make your post reach it's intended goal.
4e871 No.3433
>>3432That writing style and these smoking anime characters
it can't be…
69ece No.3434
>>3430Don't worry, I'm not an autistic loser on the internet, I promise. Just a charming dude that likes to go on the internet occasionally.
>>3432Is it really so hard to believe that I'm awesome? Is it so hard to have faith in people? It's not like I'm claiming something absurd and impossible such as being female. Lets be honest here, if you aren't awesome, you're probably a minority here.
b9d1d No.3436
>>3434I'm doubtful precisely because you're claiming to be awesome, without telling me anything that would back that up.
Yeah, it's quite hard for me to have any faith in most people nowdays.
Whether I'm awesome or not, is up to anyone reading this.
>>3433Idk what you're referring to, but I'm
>>3422Nice dubs btw
18732 No.3437
>>3436Seems like you're one of said stupid and lame people. You should like, try to be a little more positive dude.
4e871 No.3438
>>3437i am on >>3436's side, i think ur lying about being awesome.
133ae No.3439
>>3438>>3437yeah you just seem alright
ad548 No.3441
I am awesome and epic because one of my pictures became a banner.
>>3430exceptional observation. so heartwarming when these folks find their inner calling to be a professional influencer
18732 No.3446
I'm awesome because I can't help but bully my beta male friends. I'm a super based alpha male.
Not really. I feel bad because I pushed it a bit far today with being an asshole. I'll be nicer tomorrow.
b9d1d No.3447
>>3437Why should I be any more positive? As far as I see there aren't any good reasons why I should have faith in most humans.
I mostly hate how ignorant everyone is. This includes me in some ways probably, that I haven't noticed yet.
>>3446Don't bully friens anon, they are a precious thing, and if you hurt them you'll lose them.
18732 No.3450
>>3447Have faith in me anon. I won't disappoint you. I promise.
18732 No.3456
>>3454You wound me, anon.
18732 No.3458
>>3457It's fine. I get it. I'm sorry that you can't accept that I love you. I can't keep doing this though. It hurts, but I can't keep playing these games with you. Goodbye anon.
b9d1d No.3460
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>>3458What do you mean you love me? This was about you proving that you're awesome.
You told me you could prove it, but now you're just leaving me like this? :(
18732 No.3461
>>3460You just need to trust me. Give me time and I'll prove it to you. In both love and awesomeness. What can I do for you to trust me for now?
630e1 No.3462
>>3461My uncle trusted someone on a ib once and they raped him in a walmart toilet, just sayin.
b9d1d No.3463
>>3461Well, sure, I can you give time to prove them anon. For now you can prove your love and awesomeness by kissing me.
PS:Too tired to draw anything today, sorry.
b9d1d No.3464
>>3462Did you rape your uncle anon?
18732 No.3466
>>3463Mwah>>3462Sounds like your uncle is a nancy boy.
f8ad7 No.3471
>>3470I just want to spend my time with my beloved drawfriend in peace.
b9d1d No.3474
>>3471But why didn't you reply?
I miss you, you know…
d2ff2 No.3476
>>3474I've been busy with work, you know? It's tough.
18732 No.3481
>>3478I didn't want to say it, but I turn tricks. I work a corner.
b9d1d No.3482
>>3481Do you really? You said you came from an affluent family earlier..?
Also does that mean you're actually femanon, assuming it's true?
ps:Man it feels like the more effort I put into a drawing the worse it looks. This took me hours and I fucking hate it.
039f4 No.3483
>>3482Why does her face look like that
b9d1d No.3485
>>3483It's supposed to be a gas mask, inspired by:
https://youtu.be/Qp3b-RXtz4wand also from code vein.
But apparently I can't draw as well as I thought, so it ended up looking quite bad.
I'll try harder next time.
PS: fix the post looks automated thing please, it's really annoying
923e1 No.3486
>>3482>Do you really?Believe me or don't. It changes nothing.
>You said you came from an affluent family earlier..?I've fallen upon hard times… I've gone against the family too many times, and now I've been cut off.
>does that mean you're actually femanon, assuming it's true?I don't want to share my sex. It isn't important here.
>>3485>PS: fix the post looks automated thing please, it's really annoyingYou'll have to work if you want to post, bot.
b9d1d No.3487
>>3486>Believe me or don't.I mean sure, it just sounded unlikely based what you said previously, but I understand now.
What did you do to your family though? Sounds quite bad.
>I don't want to share my sex.Okay, I'm just asking out of curiosity.
>botDamn, was it that obvious?
0a24e No.3488
>>3487>What did you do to your family though?I disagreed with them too many critical times. As a result I've been cut out of wills and don't recieve the same support that my siblings and cousins get.
>Okay, I'm just asking out of curiosity.I am whatever you believe me to be.
b9d1d No.3489
>>3488Critical times?
>I am whatever you believe me to be.I don't really believe in things, I rather have probabilities if I don't know something for certain.
b9d1d No.3514
>>3513drawanon, check my id
How are you doing?
18732 No.3515
>>3514id? What? How do I know you didn't take someone else's? Identity theft is a very real crime.
b9d1d No.3518
>>3515Damn, how'd you know I've spoofed my ip to look like his?
18732 No.3519
>>3518A gut feeling. That's all.
b9d1d No.3520
>>3519Impressive. That's pretty awesome ngl.
Unfortunately I cannot let you go free with that information. Come with me.
18732 No.3523
>>3520No, I don't feel like it.
644cb No.3525
>>3524Dude fuck her, take me instead.
18732 No.3527
>>3524No spaghettios? Gay.
>>3525Dude fuck you, take tea with milk instead.
644cb No.3529
>>3527I know it was a joke but i would rather die than drink tea with milk.
b9d1d No.3530
>>3525Sorry, you have to be at op's level of awesome to be taken.
>>>6024>spaghettiosWtf I just assumed these were just a weird name for spaghetti, but searched it up and it's weird as fuck. Do you guys really eat this there?
>>3529I dislike most tea flavors, so milking them up makes them better, but honey makes them from drinkable to alright.
b9d1d No.3531
whoops meant to tag
>>3527 18732 No.3532
>>3529Critical hit…
>>3530I pity 3rd worlders that don't get to eat spaghettios. ((¿))*Wtf drawanon(?) you disgust me.
*tl notes 23
b9d1d No.3533
>>3532Anon, America is not the only 1st world country…
And don't get me wrong I love spaghetti, but wtf is this?
>notes 23?
18732 No.3534
>>3533Liar, everyone knows America is the only modern country. You probably still use
outhouses in your country. I bet you guys still have smallpox HAH
18732 No.3536
>>3535No, communism is illegal. Stop beimg poor.
b9d1d No.3537
>>3536I'm no commie, I just dislike how spaghettios look and shit.
18732 No.3538
>>3537That's commie speak. Spaghettios are a symbol of american freedom and democracy.
b9d1d No.3539
>>3538Democracy and freedom is an illusion anon. Just like the those things trying to be spaghetti.
18732 No.3540
>>3539For you maybe. For the red blooded american spaghettios aren't an illusion, because they are far greater than spaghetti. Spaghetti is pointless disgusting and irrelevant. I wouldn't expect you to understand though my friend.
18732 No.3544
>>3543I think you're probably too poor to afford spaghettios. Might be illegal to import too. Wouldn't want my beloved drawanon getting in trouble for my sake.
b9d1d No.3545
>>3544I can buy it on ebay.
Overall costs 59$ for a 12pack.
It's a tad bit expensive, if you ask me, however the cost is negligible, only if you would come with me.
18732 No.3546
>>3545Just give me your money and I'll buy at least twice that and I'll share with you my smuggled goods.
18732 No.3547
>>3545>>3546Even better, we could turn a large profit spreading freedom to your countrymen for $4 a can.
18732 No.3549
>>3548May america burn away the clutches of the chinese communists from your developing country my friend.
I can only hope that we can return to our former glory and help spread freedom and democracy once again, to the nations in need of guidance before they are led astray.
21e23 No.3551
inb4
>>3548 posts his apartment in Kabul
b9d1d No.3553
>>3549Eh, okay, but keep the privacy nightmare, and we're cool.
>>3551I think I would have been killed already if I was from such a place.
f3db5 No.3554
>>3553You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. Some sausage european said that. As for me? I live totally off the grid to avoid the europeanization/communization of democracy.
>inb4 how are you postingI take advantage of my public library.
18732 No.3556
>>3555Legally, I am dead, so it doesn't matter anyway.
b9d1d No.3557
>>3556That's pretty cool. How did that happen?
18732 No.3558
>>3557I can't go into detail. Sorry.
b9d1d No.3560
>>3558Makes sense, no worries.
I guess you're on the perfect chan then.
Also, does that mean if I celebrate Halloween, I actually celebrate you?
a1128 No.3561
>>3560No. I'm not actually dead, but some of my previous identities are.
b9d1d No.3562
>>3561Yes, I know. I'm just saying since you're legally dead, I guess "legally" or to others oblivious to this, would be believing that they are celebrating you.
Also do you have a grave then? If so how does that make you feel? Have you ever visited it?
a1128 No.3565
>>3562I have a grave. It doesn't make me feel anything because it is meaningless. Nothing more than a rock with a box of gravel under it. I've never visited. Might be an issue if a deadman is caught visiting his grave.
Everyone will have a grave someday, it doesn't matter when it exists, so long as you aren't 6 feet beneath it.
595d7 No.3573
>>3556since ur dead can I have your XBox?
d3e6a No.3574
>>3573No way dude. You can have it if you buy me a pizza though.
d3e6a No.3579
>>3575That's a cool liquid cooling system
73e93 No.3583
>>3582Turn it into an essential oil diffuser
1a0e3 No.3584
>>3582put a rack of ribs and some burgers on there
>>3574u ok with little caesar's?
d3e6a No.3585
>>3584>u ok with little caesar's?No way, dude. You'll have to get me at least 3 hot n readys.
e4275 No.3592
>>3585Just how fat are you??
71e11 No.3593
>>3592I weigh 135lbs… I just like pizza dude.
e8103 No.3849
>>3405i am awesome and women love me