b9d1d No.3514
>>3513drawanon, check my id
How are you doing?
18732 No.3515
>>3514id? What? How do I know you didn't take someone else's? Identity theft is a very real crime.
b9d1d No.3518
>>3515Damn, how'd you know I've spoofed my ip to look like his?
18732 No.3519
>>3518A gut feeling. That's all.
b9d1d No.3520
>>3519Impressive. That's pretty awesome ngl.
Unfortunately I cannot let you go free with that information. Come with me.
18732 No.3523
>>3520No, I don't feel like it.
644cb No.3525
>>3524Dude fuck her, take me instead.
18732 No.3527
>>3524No spaghettios? Gay.
>>3525Dude fuck you, take tea with milk instead.
644cb No.3529
>>3527I know it was a joke but i would rather die than drink tea with milk.
b9d1d No.3530
>>3525Sorry, you have to be at op's level of awesome to be taken.
>>>6024>spaghettiosWtf I just assumed these were just a weird name for spaghetti, but searched it up and it's weird as fuck. Do you guys really eat this there?
>>3529I dislike most tea flavors, so milking them up makes them better, but honey makes them from drinkable to alright.
b9d1d No.3531
whoops meant to tag
>>3527 18732 No.3532
>>3529Critical hit…
>>3530I pity 3rd worlders that don't get to eat spaghettios. ((¿))*Wtf drawanon(?) you disgust me.
*tl notes 23
b9d1d No.3533
>>3532Anon, America is not the only 1st world country…
And don't get me wrong I love spaghetti, but wtf is this?
>notes 23?
18732 No.3534
>>3533Liar, everyone knows America is the only modern country. You probably still use
outhouses in your country. I bet you guys still have smallpox HAH
18732 No.3536
>>3535No, communism is illegal. Stop beimg poor.
b9d1d No.3537
>>3536I'm no commie, I just dislike how spaghettios look and shit.
18732 No.3538
>>3537That's commie speak. Spaghettios are a symbol of american freedom and democracy.
b9d1d No.3539
>>3538Democracy and freedom is an illusion anon. Just like the those things trying to be spaghetti.
18732 No.3540
>>3539For you maybe. For the red blooded american spaghettios aren't an illusion, because they are far greater than spaghetti. Spaghetti is pointless disgusting and irrelevant. I wouldn't expect you to understand though my friend.
18732 No.3544
>>3543I think you're probably too poor to afford spaghettios. Might be illegal to import too. Wouldn't want my beloved drawanon getting in trouble for my sake.
b9d1d No.3545
>>3544I can buy it on ebay.
Overall costs 59$ for a 12pack.
It's a tad bit expensive, if you ask me, however the cost is negligible, only if you would come with me.
18732 No.3546
>>3545Just give me your money and I'll buy at least twice that and I'll share with you my smuggled goods.
18732 No.3547
>>3545>>3546Even better, we could turn a large profit spreading freedom to your countrymen for $4 a can.
18732 No.3549
>>3548May america burn away the clutches of the chinese communists from your developing country my friend.
I can only hope that we can return to our former glory and help spread freedom and democracy once again, to the nations in need of guidance before they are led astray.
21e23 No.3551
inb4
>>3548 posts his apartment in Kabul
b9d1d No.3553
>>3549Eh, okay, but keep the privacy nightmare, and we're cool.
>>3551I think I would have been killed already if I was from such a place.
f3db5 No.3554
>>3553You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. Some sausage european said that. As for me? I live totally off the grid to avoid the europeanization/communization of democracy.
>inb4 how are you postingI take advantage of my public library.
18732 No.3556
>>3555Legally, I am dead, so it doesn't matter anyway.
b9d1d No.3557
>>3556That's pretty cool. How did that happen?
18732 No.3558
>>3557I can't go into detail. Sorry.
b9d1d No.3560
>>3558Makes sense, no worries.
I guess you're on the perfect chan then.
Also, does that mean if I celebrate Halloween, I actually celebrate you?
a1128 No.3561
>>3560No. I'm not actually dead, but some of my previous identities are.
b9d1d No.3562
>>3561Yes, I know. I'm just saying since you're legally dead, I guess "legally" or to others oblivious to this, would be believing that they are celebrating you.
Also do you have a grave then? If so how does that make you feel? Have you ever visited it?
a1128 No.3565
>>3562I have a grave. It doesn't make me feel anything because it is meaningless. Nothing more than a rock with a box of gravel under it. I've never visited. Might be an issue if a deadman is caught visiting his grave.
Everyone will have a grave someday, it doesn't matter when it exists, so long as you aren't 6 feet beneath it.
595d7 No.3573
>>3556since ur dead can I have your XBox?
d3e6a No.3574
>>3573No way dude. You can have it if you buy me a pizza though.
d3e6a No.3579
>>3575That's a cool liquid cooling system
73e93 No.3583
>>3582Turn it into an essential oil diffuser
1a0e3 No.3584
>>3582put a rack of ribs and some burgers on there
>>3574u ok with little caesar's?
d3e6a No.3585
>>3584>u ok with little caesar's?No way, dude. You'll have to get me at least 3 hot n readys.
e4275 No.3592
>>3585Just how fat are you??
71e11 No.3593
>>3592I weigh 135lbs… I just like pizza dude.
e8103 No.3849
>>3405i am awesome and women love me