drawanon, check my id
How are you doing?
id? What? How do I know you didn't take someone else's? Identity theft is a very real crime.
Damn, how'd you know I've spoofed my ip to look like his?
A gut feeling. That's all.
Impressive. That's pretty awesome ngl.
Unfortunately I cannot let you go free with that information. Come with me.
No, I don't feel like it.
Dude fuck her, take me instead.
No spaghettios? Gay.>>3525
Dude fuck you, take tea with milk instead.
I know it was a joke but i would rather die than drink tea with milk.
Sorry, you have to be at op's level of awesome to be taken.>>>6024>spaghettios
Wtf I just assumed these were just a weird name for spaghetti, but searched it up and it's weird as fuck. Do you guys really eat this there?>>3529
I dislike most tea flavors, so milking them up makes them better, but honey makes them from drinkable to alright.
whoops meant to tag >>3527
I pity 3rd worlders that don't get to eat spaghettios. ((¿))*Wtf drawanon(?) you disgust me.
*tl notes 23
Anon, America is not the only 1st world country…
And don't get me wrong I love spaghetti, but wtf is this?>notes 23
Liar, everyone knows America is the only modern country. You probably still use outhouses
in your country. I bet you guys still have smallpox HAH
No, communism is illegal. Stop beimg poor.
I'm no commie, I just dislike how spaghettios look and shit.
That's commie speak. Spaghettios are a symbol of american freedom and democracy.
Democracy and freedom is an illusion anon. Just like the those things trying to be spaghetti.
For you maybe. For the red blooded american spaghettios aren't an illusion, because they are far greater than spaghetti. Spaghetti is pointless disgusting and irrelevant. I wouldn't expect you to understand though my friend.
I think you're probably too poor to afford spaghettios. Might be illegal to import too. Wouldn't want my beloved drawanon getting in trouble for my sake.
I can buy it on ebay.
Overall costs 59$ for a 12pack.
It's a tad bit expensive, if you ask me, however the cost is negligible, only if you would come with me.
Just give me your money and I'll buy at least twice that and I'll share with you my smuggled goods.
Even better, we could turn a large profit spreading freedom to your countrymen for $4 a can.
May america burn away the clutches of the chinese communists from your developing country my friend.
I can only hope that we can return to our former glory and help spread freedom and democracy once again, to the nations in need of guidance before they are led astray.
posts his apartment in Kabul
Eh, okay, but keep the privacy nightmare, and we're cool.>>3551
I think I would have been killed already if I was from such a place.
You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. Some sausage european said that. As for me? I live totally off the grid to avoid the europeanization/communization of democracy.>inb4 how are you posting
I take advantage of my public library.
Legally, I am dead, so it doesn't matter anyway.
That's pretty cool. How did that happen?
I can't go into detail. Sorry.
Makes sense, no worries.
I guess you're on the perfect chan then.
Also, does that mean if I celebrate Halloween, I actually celebrate you?
No. I'm not actually dead, but some of my previous identities are.
Yes, I know. I'm just saying since you're legally dead, I guess "legally" or to others oblivious to this, would be believing that they are celebrating you.
Also do you have a grave then? If so how does that make you feel? Have you ever visited it?
I have a grave. It doesn't make me feel anything because it is meaningless. Nothing more than a rock with a box of gravel under it. I've never visited. Might be an issue if a deadman is caught visiting his grave.
Everyone will have a grave someday, it doesn't matter when it exists, so long as you aren't 6 feet beneath it.
since ur dead can I have your XBox?
No way dude. You can have it if you buy me a pizza though.
That's a cool liquid cooling system
Turn it into an essential oil diffuser
put a rack of ribs and some burgers on there>>3574
u ok with little caesar's?
>>3584>u ok with little caesar's?
No way, dude. You'll have to get me at least 3 hot n readys.
Just how fat are you??
I weigh 135lbs… I just like pizza dude.
i am awesome and women love me