[ All ] [ b / boo / int / reap / s / vr ] [ Home / Rules / FAQ / Legal / Countdown ] [ Twitter ] [ Manage ]

/b/ - Random

Password (For file deletion.)

Please remember to report rule-violating posts

File: 1632558612682.png (625.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1619996247299.png)

18732 No.3405[View All]

I hate stupid and lame people. Everyone should be awesome and genius like me.
56 posts and 25 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

b9d1d No.3514

File: 1635527989197.jpg (43.31 KB, 498x479, 498:479, 1630762270066.jpg)

drawanon, check my id
How are you doing?

18732 No.3515

id? What? How do I know you didn't take someone else's? Identity theft is a very real crime.

b9d1d No.3518

Damn, how'd you know I've spoofed my ip to look like his?

18732 No.3519

A gut feeling. That's all.

b9d1d No.3520

File: 1635633324617.png (69.67 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1622068707675.png)

Impressive. That's pretty awesome ngl.
Unfortunately I cannot let you go free with that information. Come with me.

18732 No.3523

No, I don't feel like it.

b9d1d No.3524

I have candy

644cb No.3525

Dude fuck her, take me instead.

18732 No.3527

No spaghettios? Gay.
Dude fuck you, take tea with milk instead.

644cb No.3529

I know it was a joke but i would rather die than drink tea with milk.

b9d1d No.3530

Sorry, you have to be at op's level of awesome to be taken.
Wtf I just assumed these were just a weird name for spaghetti, but searched it up and it's weird as fuck. Do you guys really eat this there?
I dislike most tea flavors, so milking them up makes them better, but honey makes them from drinkable to alright.

b9d1d No.3531

whoops meant to tag >>3527

18732 No.3532

Critical hit…
I pity 3rd worlders that don't get to eat spaghettios. ((¿))*Wtf drawanon(?) you disgust me.
*tl notes 23

b9d1d No.3533

File: 1635722507151.png (99.7 KB, 258x195, 86:65, ClipboardImage.png)

Anon, America is not the only 1st world country…
And don't get me wrong I love spaghetti, but wtf is this?
>notes 23

18732 No.3534

Liar, everyone knows America is the only modern country. You probably still use outhouses in your country. I bet you guys still have smallpox HAH

b9d1d No.3535

File: 1635730553600.png (15.13 KB, 590x564, 295:282, 1627330561399.png)

Okay, but does America have universal healthcare?

18732 No.3536

No, communism is illegal. Stop beimg poor.

b9d1d No.3537

I'm no commie, I just dislike how spaghettios look and shit.

18732 No.3538

That's commie speak. Spaghettios are a symbol of american freedom and democracy.

b9d1d No.3539

Democracy and freedom is an illusion anon. Just like the those things trying to be spaghetti.

18732 No.3540

For you maybe. For the red blooded american spaghettios aren't an illusion, because they are far greater than spaghetti. Spaghetti is pointless disgusting and irrelevant. I wouldn't expect you to understand though my friend.

b9d1d No.3543

File: 1635748334542.jpg (56.78 KB, 640x905, 128:181, arwusju7kjn61.jpg)

alright, I'll get your spaghettios, would you come with me then, please?

18732 No.3544

I think you're probably too poor to afford spaghettios. Might be illegal to import too. Wouldn't want my beloved drawanon getting in trouble for my sake.

b9d1d No.3545

I can buy it on ebay.
Overall costs 59$ for a 12pack.
It's a tad bit expensive, if you ask me, however the cost is negligible, only if you would come with me.

18732 No.3546

Just give me your money and I'll buy at least twice that and I'll share with you my smuggled goods.

18732 No.3547

Even better, we could turn a large profit spreading freedom to your countrymen for $4 a can.

b9d1d No.3548

File: 1635755653646.jpg (153.97 KB, 432x570, 72:95, __tokitsukaze_kantai_colle….jpg)

Well, my country is quite free, but has been getting in bed with China, so if that's the way to do it, I'm down.

18732 No.3549

File: 1635758581042.png (7.78 MB, 3212x4693, 3212:4693, 91981740_p0.png)

May america burn away the clutches of the chinese communists from your developing country my friend.
I can only hope that we can return to our former glory and help spread freedom and democracy once again, to the nations in need of guidance before they are led astray.

21e23 No.3551

inb4 >>3548 posts his apartment in Kabul

b9d1d No.3553

File: 1635826030303.png (14.07 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Eh, okay, but keep the privacy nightmare, and we're cool.
I think I would have been killed already if I was from such a place.

f3db5 No.3554

You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. Some sausage european said that. As for me? I live totally off the grid to avoid the europeanization/communization of democracy.
>inb4 how are you posting
I take advantage of my public library.

b9d1d No.3555

File: 1635831081507.png (20.94 KB, 530x257, 530:257, ClipboardImage.png)

>You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. Some sausage european said that.
A lot of people have said that anon. Eu is certainly no privacy utopia, but the situation is slightly better here. Still, I wish neither of us had to take measures to keep living privately.

18732 No.3556

Legally, I am dead, so it doesn't matter anyway.

b9d1d No.3557

That's pretty cool. How did that happen?

18732 No.3558

I can't go into detail. Sorry.

b9d1d No.3560

File: 1636001379596.png (108.6 KB, 1169x970, 1169:970, anonwalkingawayfromgrave.png)

Makes sense, no worries.
I guess you're on the perfect chan then.
Also, does that mean if I celebrate Halloween, I actually celebrate you?

a1128 No.3561

No. I'm not actually dead, but some of my previous identities are.

b9d1d No.3562

Yes, I know. I'm just saying since you're legally dead, I guess "legally" or to others oblivious to this, would be believing that they are celebrating you.
Also do you have a grave then? If so how does that make you feel? Have you ever visited it?

a1128 No.3565

I have a grave. It doesn't make me feel anything because it is meaningless. Nothing more than a rock with a box of gravel under it. I've never visited. Might be an issue if a deadman is caught visiting his grave.
Everyone will have a grave someday, it doesn't matter when it exists, so long as you aren't 6 feet beneath it.

595d7 No.3573

since ur dead can I have your XBox?

d3e6a No.3574

No way dude. You can have it if you buy me a pizza though.

c613c No.3575

File: 1636548867642.jpg (35.02 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1451872815792.jpg)

d3e6a No.3579

That's a cool liquid cooling system

c613c No.3582

File: 1636585164324.webm (221.64 KB, 270x480, 9:16, 0a7693d6e655589589847b3eb….webm)

This is what happens if you don't water your xbox

73e93 No.3583

Turn it into an essential oil diffuser

1a0e3 No.3584

put a rack of ribs and some burgers on there
u ok with little caesar's?

d3e6a No.3585

>u ok with little caesar's?
No way, dude. You'll have to get me at least 3 hot n readys.

e4275 No.3592

Just how fat are you??

71e11 No.3593

I weigh 135lbs… I just like pizza dude.

e8103 No.3849

i am awesome and women love me

[Return][Go to top] [Catalog] [Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ All ] [ b / boo / int / reap / s / vr ] [ Home / Rules / FAQ / Legal / Countdown ] [ Twitter ] [ Manage ]