3ba98 No.3103
>>3095Shut up you piece of shit. I'm sick and fuckin' tired of you losers telling ME to post. I'm so fed up that I'm making my first post on any imageboard EVER. i simply like watching you fools say stupid things and laughing at every last one of you.
f2ac0 No.3114
>>3095i like those first couple movies picrelated made. the time travel one was my favorite.
>>3103>I'm making my first post on any imageboard EVERlurk moar, kys, go back, seethe, cope, etc.
0fe4e No.3116
>>3114he's only made 2 movies, anon
f2ac0 No.3121
>>3116i think he had some acting roles and/or production credits in other works and i vaguely remember hearing about other projects, but i guess they were never completed. that's why i phrased things the way i did. it might be fun to write fictitious reviews about his "unreleased films" and drop those bread crumbs around the web along with some really real still shots of the supposedly unreleased movies, but, as a dedicated lazy lurker, it's not likely that i'd ever get around to doing that.
56049 No.3122
>>3121Yeah, he tried making A Topiary and The Modern Ocean but neither of those projects panned out.
5ed19 No.3124
>>3095B-but when i post you guys say lurm moar, now that i am lurking you guys don't want that too. What am i supposed to do? You know what, i will post whatever. You are not my mom, don't tell me what to do.
my first post went dead, this software is trash.
5af41 No.3130
>>3123What did they mean by this?
6d6db No.3136
>>3095 i'm about to make a new cotton candy faygo thread
a9df4 No.3302
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>>3299No matter what, I refuse to post
130bb No.3332
>>3095baby jesus buttplug
0c60e No.3333
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
706b2 No.3369
ok anon
1374a No.3643
What the fuck did you just ask me to do, you little bitch? I'll have you know I won the Grand Jury Prize at Sundance, and I've been involved in numerous big budget productions as a consultant, and I have an over 200 IQ. I am trained in indie and avant garde filmmaking and I'm the greatest director of my generation. You are nothing to me but just another worthless hole. I will know when it's time for you to be done. You don’t know what I’m going to do, you should be scared. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, whore. As we speak I am assembling a team of lawyers who will create a countersuit that will ruin the premier of your little indie horror movie. A storm is coming. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. I will kill you. I can work in any genre, in any medium, and I can make a better film than you can, and that’s with just my iphone. Not only am I extensively trained in drone music, but I have access to a cracked copy of Final Cut Pro and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you stupid cunt. Whore. I am friends with Rian Johnson. Understand how dangerous you are making this encounter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "restraining order" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You are Shiva, the goddess of death. You should be scared.
40109 No.3648
>>3645hello there friendly lurkerman, how is it going?
a07f0 No.3650
>>3648pretty good anon. Just finished watching Batman Returns for the first time. The movie is bad, but it's quite fun, and Michelle Pfeiffer has that old-hollywood hotness to her. She almost looks too good for this movie.
How's your day going anon?
ddd57 No.3657
my toenail is about to fall off
3a8db No.3660
>>3657can you mail it to me
abab3 No.3663
>>3660what will you do with it?
6d0c8 No.3682
>>3657did it really fall off?
a9df4 No.3758
>>3682We will never know…
Also why is the captcha broken in quick reply?
6c63a No.3767
s-sorry Shane Carruth, i'll do better next time
2f737 No.3768
>>3758It's not?
- sent from the quick reply
6472b No.3820
>>3095I book marked this chan just to lurk and never post again. Seeth, cope, mald, other zoomer words
d2c54 No.3835
hi im the gratest macedonian in the world, don't you dare to tell me what i should or shouldn't do, call me daddy
cd423 No.3988
Posting a post to post for the sake of posting posts
a9df4 No.3991
>>3989holy based
I shall become a Montenegrin
e08ba No.3997
>>384014 werewolves and a tiger please