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56049 No.3095

POST SOMETHING YOU STUPID FUCKING LURKER, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE SCROLL AWAY FROM THIS POST

3ba98 No.3103

>>3095
Shut up you piece of shit. I'm sick and fuckin' tired of you losers telling ME to post. I'm so fed up that I'm making my first post on any imageboard EVER. i simply like watching you fools say stupid things and laughing at every last one of you.

f2ac0 No.3114

>>3095
i like those first couple movies picrelated made. the time travel one was my favorite.
>>3103
>I'm making my first post on any imageboard EVER
lurk moar, kys, go back, seethe, cope, etc.

0fe4e No.3116

>>3114
he's only made 2 movies, anon

f2ac0 No.3121

>>3116
i think he had some acting roles and/or production credits in other works and i vaguely remember hearing about other projects, but i guess they were never completed. that's why i phrased things the way i did. it might be fun to write fictitious reviews about his "unreleased films" and drop those bread crumbs around the web along with some really real still shots of the supposedly unreleased movies, but, as a dedicated lazy lurker, it's not likely that i'd ever get around to doing that.

56049 No.3122

>>3121
Yeah, he tried making A Topiary and The Modern Ocean but neither of those projects panned out.

978dd No.3123


5ed19 No.3124

File: 1626686399718.png (5.05 MB, 1280x1818, 640:909, animegirl.png)

>>3095
B-but when i post you guys say lurm moar, now that i am lurking you guys don't want that too. What am i supposed to do? You know what, i will post whatever. You are not my mom, don't tell me what to do.

my first post went dead, this software is trash.

5af41 No.3125

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>You know what, i will post whatever. You are not my mom, don't tell me what to do.
the lurker has awakened!

40109 No.3128

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>>3124
>this software is trash
tinyboard has never really been known for its stability or ease of use desu

40109 No.3129

>>3123
spooky blank post

5af41 No.3130

>>3123
What did they mean by this?

6d6db No.3136

>>3095 i'm about to make a new cotton candy faygo thread

2419c No.3156

File: 1627180454609.png (1.07 MB, 850x850, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!!

90df4 No.3277

File: 1629572464230.gif (53.17 KB, 225x225, 1:1, die.gif)

>>3156
sorry not sorry

a4d77 No.3278

File: 1629582319540.gif (3.76 MB, 352x200, 44:25, crab rave 2.gif)

where the crabs @

a9df4 No.3293

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>>3095
No, I will not post

7672d No.3299

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>>3293
It matters not. We have ways to make you post…

a9df4 No.3302

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>>3299
No matter what, I refuse to post

130bb No.3332

>>3095
baby jesus buttplug

0c60e No.3333

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

76351 No.3334

File: 1630540996387.jpg (89.18 KB, 650x608, 325:304, 1622770255741.jpg)

comfy board you got here sausage

4d9fd No.3342

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>>3333
witnessed

4d3ed No.3346

>>3334
fat piggu >:(

2f737 No.3348


706b2 No.3369

ok anon

1374a No.3643

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What the fuck did you just ask me to do, you little bitch? I'll have you know I won the Grand Jury Prize at Sundance, and I've been involved in numerous big budget productions as a consultant, and I have an over 200 IQ. I am trained in indie and avant garde filmmaking and I'm the greatest director of my generation. You are nothing to me but just another worthless hole. I will know when it's time for you to be done. You don’t know what I’m going to do, you should be scared. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, whore. As we speak I am assembling a team of lawyers who will create a countersuit that will ruin the premier of your little indie horror movie. A storm is coming. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. I will kill you. I can work in any genre, in any medium, and I can make a better film than you can, and that’s with just my iphone. Not only am I extensively trained in drone music, but I have access to a cracked copy of Final Cut Pro and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you stupid cunt. Whore. I am friends with Rian Johnson. Understand how dangerous you are making this encounter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "restraining order" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You are Shiva, the goddess of death. You should be scared.

25c08 No.3644

>>3095
DIE FUCK FACE!

a07f0 No.3645

File: 1641521370235.gif (146.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, hi.gif)

I just started lurking here to see this shit, un-fucking-called for. Hi anon.

40109 No.3648

>>3645
hello there friendly lurkerman, how is it going?

a07f0 No.3650

File: 1641726216737.jpeg (53.18 KB, 964x601, 964:601, selina kyle.jpeg)

>>3648
pretty good anon. Just finished watching Batman Returns for the first time. The movie is bad, but it's quite fun, and Michelle Pfeiffer has that old-hollywood hotness to her. She almost looks too good for this movie.

How's your day going anon?

ddd57 No.3657

my toenail is about to fall off

3a8db No.3660

>>3657
can you mail it to me

abab3 No.3663

>>3660
what will you do with it?

6d0c8 No.3682

>>3657
did it really fall off?

a9df4 No.3758

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>>3682
We will never know…
Also why is the captcha broken in quick reply?

6c63a No.3767

s-sorry Shane Carruth, i'll do better next time

2f737 No.3768

>>3758
It's not?

- sent from the quick reply

b79ed No.3773

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>>3758
What did you do before it showed that it was broken? Nvm, I found out, the checkmark button turns into a circle that spins ad infinitum.

a9df4 No.3784

>>3767
you better



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