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fcfd8 No.3037[Reply]

Any juicy /b/tard stories? I'll start with one from a couple years back.

It needs a bit of backstory.

>Be me, grade 12 in a academically selective school. Everyone

>End up sitting next to the grade's 'that guy' in Engineering.
>He's a North Indian fellow, sorta short, major Applesausage.
>Everyone thinks he's a sped, probably aspergers. We call him 'Ankle' behind his back.
>Whenever people say 'oh my god' or 'bless you', he immediately says 'Yes I am god'/'Yes I bless you'.
>Teacher is giving a lesson on aerospace materials sience, Ankle obviously isn't paying attention, he's on his macbook.
>Since I'm sitting next to him, he shares his exploits with me.
>He's searching up images of shit.
>wtf.jpeg
>Grinning ear-to-ear, he tells me he's going to airdrop it to everyone else in the class.
>areyouretarded.tiff
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e1a2a No.3043

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There was this time I went to a gun store and asked if they sold gun pellets. The owner chuckled and told me to go to a sports store

fcfd8 No.3046

>>3042
Pretty sure he was either 17 or 18 back then.

583a2 No.3049

>>3037
>Indian
>Macsausage

90f25 No.3052

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so you wasted your life typing this thousand word essay right? huh? lol thats bullshit

e0589 No.3087

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>>3037
fake and gay



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7219d No.2987[Reply]

Hello!
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7219d No.3009

>>2992
Whaa
>>2993
i'm here from kind.moe
>>3001
Kind.moe
>>2995
Thx!

1c74e No.3011

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>>3009
ohhh welcome welcome! i take it kind.moe still isn't entirely up?

7219d No.3014

>>3011
well i guess…but its still a nice place

bf0ab No.3047

>>3009
How's kind doing ? Haven't checked in a while?

fe957 No.3048

>>3047
lol I started going to kind because of the threads here. it seems like it's going great



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7c994 No.321[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

/bant/ would like to say hello and have a little embassy thread with grimchan.
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2cc8a No.3039

legendary thread

2cc8a No.3040

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70e28 No.3041

>>3040
haha feet

2cc8a No.3044

>>3041
what is so funny about feet

70e28 No.3045

>>3044
h-haha fffffeeeeeeeeeeeet go brrrrrrruuuurrururururururrvroooommmmmmmmneeeeeeeewwwwmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrr

sorry I got distracted by my hot wheels



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742bc No.2989[Reply]

>So much energy and nobody to harass
wtf gives?
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965b5 No.3032

>>3019
Did it work??

8d375 No.3034

>>3032
Yeah, but I got fired…

aa770 No.3035

>>3034
A darn shame, but I suppose the number one priority was to have a good time. Did you get to see any of them croak?

bcabd No.3036

>>3035
>Did you get to see of them croak?
Haha… yeah…
It's pretty hard to get fired from a job like that. That's all I'll say.

8602f No.3038

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b2e6f No.3017[Reply]

This photos makes me hungry

85aa0 No.3020

>>3017
>:(
anon i am hungry now to

eaeaf No.3030

this photo just confuses me because the food is all raw and i don't get why and it makes me feel like i'm either missing out on some part of the joke or somehow the butt of it.

54e2e No.3031

>>3030
>raw
that's not raw, crayfish and shrimp are only pink like that when cooked.



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6d666 No.2944[Reply]

Do you love your job, /b/?
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d22fd No.3023

>>2946
I have a job now :)

8c4c9 No.3025

>>2944
Just got a new job, feelin pretty gud

35861 No.3026

>>3012
this image is so cute thanks for posting anon :DDD

0deb0 No.3027


0deb0 No.3029

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6caaa No.2735[Reply]

What does grimchan think of Nakano Itsuki?
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2f007 No.2965

>>2964
is it rlly okay to sexualize kids just bc the anime did…sorry to hear the ending sucked tho

3b61d No.2985

>>2965
>is it rlly okay to sexualize kids
Yes.

2f007 No.2997

>>2985
damn. yall r pathetic.

71fef No.3006

>>2943
venison is the best meat

a4f11 No.3008

>>3006
How would I aquire venison besides hunting it myself? It sounds like it'd be pretty good.



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3d445 No.2926[Reply]

kind.moe is dead it seems. Very unfortunate, I will miss it greatly.
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3371f No.2954

>>2953
testing

3371f No.2955

>>2953
>>2954
you need a space between your text and the brackets.

73b3b No.2971

File: 1622774756490.jpg (24.49 KB, 540x534, 90:89, 1618518777828.jpg)

wew its back grimfriends

c0751 No.2974


96eb1 No.2982

>>2974
no it's not



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7b01f No.2967[Reply]

Just spam me with whatever you want on telegram, preferably edgy stuff, I'm really fucking bored atm

@shinnypenny

d88d3 No.2979

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>>2967
telegram is not a secure messing service btw
>bad encryption
>none by default
>Centralized
i know that is not the point of this thread but i just wanted to say that just encase some one thinks its secure

b1c13 No.2980

>>2979
If it's secure then it won't be popular and if it's popular then it won't be secure.
Now excuse me while I handwrite a PGP encrypted message and send it over snail-mail.

d88d3 No.2981

>>2980
just use single lol



4e3b5 No.2977[Reply]

I just farted bros come have a sniff

159ef No.2978

ugh dude, I think a little came out
go take a shower



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