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IRL retard stories Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 09:41:37 fcfd8 No.3037 [Reply]

Any juicy /b/tard stories? I'll start with one from a couple years back.

It needs a bit of backstory.

>Be me, grade 12 in a academically selective school. Everyone
>End up sitting next to the grade's 'that guy' in Engineering.
>He's a North Indian fellow, sorta short, major Applesausage.
>Everyone thinks he's a sped, probably aspergers. We call him 'Ankle' behind his back.
>Whenever people say 'oh my god' or 'bless you', he immediately says 'Yes I am god'/'Yes I bless you'.
>Teacher is giving a lesson on aerospace materials sience, Ankle obviously isn't paying attention, he's on his macbook.
>Since I'm sitting next to him, he shares his exploits with me.
>He's searching up images of shit.
>wtf.jpeg
>Grinning ear-to-ear, he tells me he's going to airdrop it to everyone else in the class.
>areyouretarded.tiff
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Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 22:08:40 e1a2a No.3043

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There was this time I went to a gun store and asked if they sold gun pellets. The owner chuckled and told me to go to a sports store

Anonymous 06/28/21 (Mon) 07:04:45 fcfd8 No.3046

>>3042
Pretty sure he was either 17 or 18 back then.

Anonymous 06/29/21 (Tue) 02:04:02 583a2 No.3049

>>3037
>Indian
>Macsausage

nice smokingwedinbambos 07/02/21 (Fri) 11:48:20 90f25 No.3052

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so you wasted your life typing this thousand word essay right? huh? lol thats bullshit

Anonymous 07/16/21 (Fri) 16:33:49 e0589 No.3087

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>>3037
fake and gay

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im new here Anonymous 06/12/21 (Sat) 14:38:55 7219d No.2987 [Reply]

Hello!

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Anonymous 06/17/21 (Thu) 02:15:00 7219d No.3009

>>2992
Whaa
>>2993
i'm here from kind.moe
>>3001
Kind.moe
>>2995
Thx!

Anonymous 06/17/21 (Thu) 04:06:21 1c74e No.3011

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>>3009
ohhh welcome welcome! i take it kind.moe still isn't entirely up?

Anonymous 06/17/21 (Thu) 17:04:25 7219d No.3014

>>3011
well i guess…but its still a nice place

Anonymous 06/28/21 (Mon) 12:02:23 bf0ab No.3047

>>3009
How's kind doing ? Haven't checked in a while?

Anonymous 06/28/21 (Mon) 17:44:15 fe957 No.3048

>>3047
lol I started going to kind because of the threads here. it seems like it's going great

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Embassy thread with /bant/ Bumstead 11/24/19 (Sun) 20:06:54 7c994 No.321 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

/bant/ would like to say hello and have a little embassy thread with grimchan.

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Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 18:52:19 2cc8a No.3039

legendary thread

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 18:53:09 2cc8a No.3040

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Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 19:32:26 70e28 No.3041

>>3040
haha feet

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 22:33:25 2cc8a No.3044

>>3041
what is so funny about feet

Anonymous 06/28/21 (Mon) 03:08:26 70e28 No.3045

>>3044
h-haha fffffeeeeeeeeeeeet go brrrrrrruuuurrururururururrvroooommmmmmmmneeeeeeeewwwwmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrr

sorry I got distracted by my hot wheels

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Anonymous 06/12/21 (Sat) 19:21:53 742bc No.2989 [Reply]

>So much energy and nobody to harass
wtf gives?

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Anonymous 06/26/21 (Sat) 02:13:02 965b5 No.3032

>>3019
Did it work??

Anonymous 06/26/21 (Sat) 21:15:50 8d375 No.3034

>>3032
Yeah, but I got fired…

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 03:58:46 aa770 No.3035

>>3034
A darn shame, but I suppose the number one priority was to have a good time. Did you get to see any of them croak?

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 04:42:07 bcabd No.3036

>>3035
>Did you get to see of them croak?
Haha… yeah…
It's pretty hard to get fired from a job like that. That's all I'll say.

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 18:48:26 8602f No.3038

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>>3036

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Anonymous 06/17/21 (Thu) 20:42:50 b2e6f No.3017 [Reply]

This photos makes me hungry

Anonymous 06/18/21 (Fri) 04:40:39 85aa0 No.3020

>>3017
>:(
anon i am hungry now to

Anonymous 06/24/21 (Thu) 02:51:54 eaeaf No.3030

this photo just confuses me because the food is all raw and i don't get why and it makes me feel like i'm either missing out on some part of the joke or somehow the butt of it.

Anonymous 06/24/21 (Thu) 19:49:32 54e2e No.3031

>>3030
>raw
that's not raw, crayfish and shrimp are only pink like that when cooked.

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Anonymous 05/25/21 (Tue) 22:14:29 6d666 No.2944 [Reply]

Do you love your job, /b/?

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Anonymous 06/18/21 (Fri) 20:40:13 d22fd No.3023

>>2946
I have a job now :)

Anonymous 06/19/21 (Sat) 14:11:59 8c4c9 No.3025

>>2944
Just got a new job, feelin pretty gud

Anonymous 06/20/21 (Sun) 02:18:22 35861 No.3026

>>3012
this image is so cute thanks for posting anon :DDD

Anonymous 06/20/21 (Sun) 18:06:43 0deb0 No.3027

>>3026
>>3012
snale

Anonymous 06/21/21 (Mon) 19:21:16 0deb0 No.3029

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Anonymous 03/07/21 (Sun) 02:10:09 6caaa No.2735 [Reply]

What does grimchan think of Nakano Itsuki?

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Anonymous 06/01/21 (Tue) 22:00:41 2f007 No.2965

>>2964
is it rlly okay to sexualize kids just bc the anime did…sorry to hear the ending sucked tho

Anonymous 06/12/21 (Sat) 04:45:55 3b61d No.2985

>>2965
>is it rlly okay to sexualize kids
Yes.

Anonymous 06/13/21 (Sun) 15:19:35 2f007 No.2997

>>2985
damn. yall r pathetic.

Anonymous 06/15/21 (Tue) 16:39:44 71fef No.3006

>>2943
venison is the best meat

Anonymous 06/16/21 (Wed) 03:23:06 a4f11 No.3008

>>3006
How would I aquire venison besides hunting it myself? It sounds like it'd be pretty good.

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Anonymous 05/20/21 (Thu) 02:32:19 3d445 No.2926 [Reply]

kind.moe is dead it seems. Very unfortunate, I will miss it greatly.

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Anonymous 05/27/21 (Thu) 22:23:31 3371f No.2954

>>2953
testing

Anonymous 05/27/21 (Thu) 22:24:16 3371f No.2955

>>2953
>>2954
you need a space between your text and the brackets.

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 02:45:56 73b3b No.2971

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wew its back grimfriends

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 09:43:55 c0751 No.2974

>>2971
yey

Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed) 05:19:42 96eb1 No.2982

>>2974
no it's not

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Please spam me on telegram, I have nothing better to do lol Anonymous 06/02/21 (Wed) 16:00:40 7b01f No.2967 [Reply]

Just spam me with whatever you want on telegram, preferably edgy stuff, I'm really fucking bored atm

@shinnypenny

Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 01:46:06 d88d3 No.2979

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>>2967
telegram is not a secure messing service btw
>bad encryption
>none by default
>Centralized
i know that is not the point of this thread but i just wanted to say that just encase some one thinks its secure

Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 18:03:40 b1c13 No.2980

>>2979
If it's secure then it won't be popular and if it's popular then it won't be secure.
Now excuse me while I handwrite a PGP encrypted message and send it over snail-mail.

Anonymous 06/08/21 (Tue) 06:20:57 d88d3 No.2981

>>2980
just use single lol

Fart sniff thread Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 01:21:11 4e3b5 No.2977 [Reply]

I just farted bros come have a sniff

Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon) 01:26:23 159ef No.2978

ugh dude, I think a little came out
go take a shower