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fcfd8 No.3037[Reply]

Any juicy /b/tard stories? I'll start with one from a couple years back.

It needs a bit of backstory.

>Be me, grade 12 in a academically selective school. Everyone

>End up sitting next to the grade's 'that guy' in Engineering.
>He's a North Indian fellow, sorta short, major Applesausage.
>Everyone thinks he's a sped, probably aspergers. We call him 'Ankle' behind his back.
>Whenever people say 'oh my god' or 'bless you', he immediately says 'Yes I am god'/'Yes I bless you'.
>Teacher is giving a lesson on aerospace materials sience, Ankle obviously isn't paying attention, he's on his macbook.
>Since I'm sitting next to him, he shares his exploits with me.
>He's searching up images of shit.
>Grinning ear-to-ear, he tells me he's going to airdrop it to everyone else in the class.
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e1a2a No.3043

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There was this time I went to a gun store and asked if they sold gun pellets. The owner chuckled and told me to go to a sports store

fcfd8 No.3046

Pretty sure he was either 17 or 18 back then.

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90f25 No.3052

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so you wasted your life typing this thousand word essay right? huh? lol thats bullshit

e0589 No.3087

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fake and gay

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7219d No.2987[Reply]

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7219d No.3009

i'm here from kind.moe

1c74e No.3011

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ohhh welcome welcome! i take it kind.moe still isn't entirely up?

7219d No.3014

well i guess…but its still a nice place

bf0ab No.3047

How's kind doing ? Haven't checked in a while?

fe957 No.3048

lol I started going to kind because of the threads here. it seems like it's going great

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7c994 No.321[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

/bant/ would like to say hello and have a little embassy thread with grimchan.
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2cc8a No.3039

legendary thread

2cc8a No.3040

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70e28 No.3041

haha feet

2cc8a No.3044

what is so funny about feet

70e28 No.3045

h-haha fffffeeeeeeeeeeeet go brrrrrrruuuurrururururururrvroooommmmmmmmneeeeeeeewwwwmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrr

sorry I got distracted by my hot wheels

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742bc No.2989[Reply]

>So much energy and nobody to harass
wtf gives?
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965b5 No.3032

Did it work??

8d375 No.3034

Yeah, but I got fired…

aa770 No.3035

A darn shame, but I suppose the number one priority was to have a good time. Did you get to see any of them croak?

bcabd No.3036

>Did you get to see of them croak?
Haha… yeah…
It's pretty hard to get fired from a job like that. That's all I'll say.

8602f No.3038

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b2e6f No.3017[Reply]

This photos makes me hungry

85aa0 No.3020

anon i am hungry now to

eaeaf No.3030

this photo just confuses me because the food is all raw and i don't get why and it makes me feel like i'm either missing out on some part of the joke or somehow the butt of it.

54e2e No.3031

that's not raw, crayfish and shrimp are only pink like that when cooked.

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6d666 No.2944[Reply]

Do you love your job, /b/?
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d22fd No.3023

I have a job now :)

8c4c9 No.3025

Just got a new job, feelin pretty gud

35861 No.3026

this image is so cute thanks for posting anon :DDD

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0deb0 No.3029

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6caaa No.2735[Reply]

What does grimchan think of Nakano Itsuki?
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2f007 No.2965

is it rlly okay to sexualize kids just bc the anime did…sorry to hear the ending sucked tho

3b61d No.2985

>is it rlly okay to sexualize kids

2f007 No.2997

damn. yall r pathetic.

71fef No.3006

venison is the best meat

a4f11 No.3008

How would I aquire venison besides hunting it myself? It sounds like it'd be pretty good.

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3d445 No.2926[Reply]

kind.moe is dead it seems. Very unfortunate, I will miss it greatly.
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3371f No.2955

you need a space between your text and the brackets.

73b3b No.2971

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wew its back grimfriends

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96eb1 No.2982

no it's not

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7b01f No.2967[Reply]

Just spam me with whatever you want on telegram, preferably edgy stuff, I'm really fucking bored atm


d88d3 No.2979

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telegram is not a secure messing service btw
>bad encryption
>none by default
i know that is not the point of this thread but i just wanted to say that just encase some one thinks its secure

b1c13 No.2980

If it's secure then it won't be popular and if it's popular then it won't be secure.
Now excuse me while I handwrite a PGP encrypted message and send it over snail-mail.

d88d3 No.2981

just use single lol

4e3b5 No.2977[Reply]

I just farted bros come have a sniff

159ef No.2978

ugh dude, I think a little came out
go take a shower

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